Well, I wouldn’t even let Jack try to do his burping the alphabet trick, but when they were out fishing in the creek, Kevin let him try it. Apparently, he can’t get past “B”; but he says if he drank “five or six sodas” (!) he’d be able to do the whole alphabet. As the English would say, the chance of him drinking five or six sodas is “not bloodly likely.”
One of my father’s brothers proudest accomplishment as a kid was the ability to “fart” the alphabet while walking across the living room. Not quite sure how that works. Please don’t let Jack hear about that!